Thursday, July 31, 2008

Oscillate Wildly

We're all about the sneak-peaks here at Jaime Knows Best!

Today only at, get Lancome's new Vibrating Infinite Powermascara. This item won't be available again until December 2008.

But I don't care if it's not available again until December 2018. I'm not buying it.

The concept terrifies me (7000 oscillations per minute?! NEXT TO MY EYEBALL??) and the product description offends me ("In one easy new gesture, let the vibrating brush combined with an exquisitely smooth formula wrap every lash up to 360 degress." NEW GESTURE? Ya, like I've never held a mascara wand up to my eye and winced.).

Oh, Lancome also wants you to know: "With Oscillation Vibrating Infinite Powermascara, your lashes will instantly appear ultimately extended, exceptionally separated, and spectacularly multiplied in number."

Instantly? Ultimately? Exceptionally? Spectacularly? GO ADJECTIVES!

I'm thoroughly annoyed. But if you want one for yourself, at least use this Sephora Coupon Code for 7 free samples: JULYEYES

1 comment:

Jaime W(e) said...

Yeah, I'm not jumping on this one. I have some pretty bad ass moves with mascara application on my own.